It was 11.45PM – I was checking my personal mails, FB, IMDB etc., and getting ready to have a sound sleep after 12 hours of tiring work @ office. My cell phone vibrated- just realized that I haven’t changed the profile yet.. It was a friend of mine (has to be a boy for obvious reasons) without hesitation I took the call and started “Hey solluda” On the other side – it was a silence for few seconds.. I said “Hello” again… and then he enquired whether I’m free and also asked if he has awaken me? That triggered me an alarm… this isn’t his normal tone… I figured out that he was totally down… and was working on how to break his silence.
I set my brain to thinking mode!! to figure out what could be the probable reason for him to call me at this time of the day and that too with so much hesitation inside him…. Bingo!! the result took less than .17 seconds!! Better than Google isn’t it? Today was the day of his results and from his tone everyone could easily guess what the result would be.
Now let’s imagine two probable conversations that could’ve happened! (limiting to two in the interest of time )
I set my brain to thinking mode!! to figure out what could be the probable reason for him to call me at this time of the day and that too with so much hesitation inside him…. Bingo!! the result took less than .17 seconds!! Better than Google isn’t it? Today was the day of his results and from his tone everyone could easily guess what the result would be.
Now let’s imagine two probable conversations that could’ve happened! (limiting to two in the interest of time )
Conversation 1:
Me: So how is life da?
He: (Silent)
Me: Dey – are u there?
He: ya da.. very much!! I’m just existing and doing nothing else!!
Me: wat happened da!
He: Got my results – and guess wat – I failed again this time.
Me: Are you serious? That’s bad da!! I really don’t understand why the institute is creating such a fuss to maintain the pass percentage and punishing the deserving candidates.
He: Hmmm – I’m glad that at least you are with me – my parents are scolding me like hell!! I dint feel like having anything for dinner – really can’t face my dad.
Me: I understand.. Your dad always hunts for a reason to scold you and now u have given him one
He: Hmmm
Me: Bloody he should sit and read all these things and only they he would know how difficult it is to pass these exams..
He: I really can’t take it anymore da – this is the third time in the row and I did it decently this time.
Me: Leave it– it happens – June attempts are always the toughies – November should be really easy and you’ll crack it this time
He: thanks da
Me: Then how is Anitha?
He: Ya… she is fine… even she dint eat anything tonight..
Me: Bad… cheer up people.. Success is on its way for u guys.
He: Thanks da… I really feel relaxed after talking to you….
Me: Antime da..
He: K da – will talk to u later – else my parents will shout at me for this as well..
Me: K da – bye
Conversation 2:
Me: Wat da? Resulta?
He: (Silent)
Me: Its gone right?
He: (Silent)
Me: I knew it long back – you were more concerned about IPL results than yours!! And how do you expect to pass?
He: Hey!! Stop!! You know what – pass % is only 3.2 – now don’t start giving gyan like my parents
Me: Bloody – don’t blame the institute for your inability!! And stop talking about your parents – if I was in their place – I would have never paid fees for the 3rd time. Failing continuously for the 3rd time – aren’t u ashamed?
He: I did really well da – seriously!! It’s the institute which has failed me purposely
Me: (Before he could finish) Shut ur mouth – Don’t start the blame game – Why don’t you tell that your pencils lid was broken on the day of exam and that’s y u flunked!! That sound’s more convincing.. Idiot!!
He: (Silent)
Me: Tell me frankly how many hours did you put everyday into study for the last 3 months before your exams?
He: hey I really I studied well da!!
Me: Don’t lie – I still remember what you did on those 3 months – Except for the last week before exams you hardly studied. You just kept roaming around, playing tournaments for your useless local team, watching all new releases, hanging around with ur g/f
He: (Angrily) Hey stop… don’t pull her into this..
Me: My god!!! I guess except for this – u r totally insensitive to everything.
He: K da .. I’m hanging up the phone.. bye!! (phone clicks)
(Calling again)
Me: Hey!! Why did u disconnect the call?
He: I don’t want someone else to scold my g/f for no reason
Me: Take it from me… you’ll never pass next time as well
He: Ya.. My fate!! You have passed in first attempt rite.. so I have to listen all these gyans from you
Me: Now you are turning it over me is it?
(And the conversation continues for some more time)
He: Ok da… I’ll definitely crack it next time.
Me: Hey buddy wait !! Don’t hang the phone!!
He: Wat da?
Me: When is the treat for this result? (giggling)
He: !@#$@#$ @#$#$@# #$@#$@
Me: Ok buddy!! Good nite!! Take care!!
(Phone clicks again)
Hmmm… Now which one are u? Come on – there are no correct answers and you don’t have to be politically correct (Atleast on this one).
The first one is a friend.. the next one is a true friend;)


Palamner and Kola bypass(somewhere in AP) – relaxed our legs and hands a bit and were back in track – this time it was me – another 70 Kms – and from there diwa took it till the end.